My writing – “Pervonakh”

I wrote this text about 2-3 months ago. It is quite peculiar, so to speak “not for everyone”. But since creating a blog and leaving it empty is uncivilized, I decided to publish this text… which seems even less cultural. In general, if texts of this kind cannot be published, please give a comment, or just write to the “administrator” in a PM. I’m an adequate and understanding person, don’t immediately ban me until the year I won’t live to see.

Pervonakh is a bird of the parrot family that lives on the Internet. Prefers to nest in blogs, especially in LiveJournal, where he feeds on the psychocode of inadequate users. Spends most of his time scanning the news feed in search of creativity (read: nesting place). Having discovered fresh creativity, he croaks loudly: “First, nah!». If the creativity turns out to be not of the first freshness, then most of the “first-innovators” croak: “Bojan!».

It is still a mystery why they https://lejackpotcasino.co.uk/games/ do this. According to one theory, this is something like mating games. When 2 phrases “First Nach” are dropped!“, these 2 individuals go to the LAN, where they begin to “Love each other’s brains” in the hope of having offspring.

According to another, the first nakhs believe that the first one to croak “First, nah!"receives +10 experience points, or authority in the invisible honor board of the “first pioneers”.

First-timers are easy to train. In particular, they can easily be trained to croak some words (fdesyatku, zachot, akhtung, preved, gothic, glamorous, etc. n.), and entire phrases (“Afftar zhzhot”, “Drink yada”, “Peshy ischo”, “Kisa kuku” and even “Don’t teach me to live!"). A very interesting chain effect was also noticed when trained individuals teach untrained ones. As a result, new words or phrases quickly spread throughout the flock.

Natural enemies are admins and moderators, who exterminate this rare subspecies of birds by shooting with a Banomet, and destroying them at close range using a Banhammer to crush. The absence of other enemies contributes to the rapid uncontrolled growth of the number of “primordial leaders”.Work is underway on means of controlling the population of the first nakhs, in particular, the “Secret Digital Universal Code Algorithm” is being developed (abbreviated as … no, I won’t write otherwise they will be banned for swearing =)) Thanks to which, after writing the phrase “First Nakh!» the sign “Ban the Bird” is displayed. At the same time… anyone can click on the button… this service is available not only to Admins but also to other users.